That’s right – someone’s actually selling the Luther.

Yay for Chicago.  You’d think nobody would take something like The Luther seriously, but apparently Chicago watches too much of The Boondocks, and they decided they had The Itis.

Witness the end of coronary health in Illinois.

As an aside, I’m something of an amateur chef.  I’ve been mulling this over in my head.  Now, I’m scared to just try one, because I’m pretty sure it’d kill me dead on the spot.  That said, I’ve been pretending to mingle the flavors in the mouth inside my head, and I’m pretty sure that, gross as it may sound, this would actually taste pretty damned good.

Anyone in Chicago adventurous enough to risk their lives to satisfy my curiosity?  Let me know.